We must support the Supermanoos !!

Yes, we all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more..

• We should teach our kids that if they fail in classroom, they don't need to study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.
• Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi.
• Prime-minister, President and all other dignitaries should only be from Delhi.
• No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi movies and Bollywood should be henceforth referred as Marathi Chitrapat Nagar.
• At every state border, buses, trains and flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men.
• All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from locals.
• Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to the Himalayas, vsits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from Uttar Pradesh only.
• Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre since that money is collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
• Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
• Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra. Why should they earn from the soil of Maharashtras? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world.
• Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak only in Marathi.
• We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
• We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra unless it uses machinery made only in Maharashtra.
• We should STOP using local trains. Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari.

Courtesy: Onionuttapam

Me, Marathi

This is a write up by Shobha De. I have always been a fan of Miss De and the way she writes - a very practical and sensible lady with a simple approach to life.

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Correct me if I am wrong, Raj... but I consider myself an assal Marathi manoos. Born in Maharashtra to Maharashtrian parents. Proud to be Marathi (even though my language skills in my mother tongue are embarrassingly dodgy). I don't know how to make the perfect puran poli but I do love aamti..

This is clearly not enough anymore. Going by the checklist, I could be disqualified on several scores. I am married to a Bong, who has lived and worked in Mumbai for over 30 years (but alas, has not been appointed ambassador to the state of West Bengal yet !). He attends Durga Puja regularly and prefers maacher jhol to vangi bhaat.
Fortunately, we don't have a daughter-in-law to name a college after, either in Kolkata or Mumbai. And our children (like yours) did not attend Marathi-medium schools.. We employ people based on their competence, not caste or region. And I have never asked the vegetable
vendor, breadwalla, taxi driver, dhobi, sweeper, elevator attendant, security guard, pizza delivery boy or any of the other people who make my life easier, which part of Indiathey come from.

This is Mumbai, meri jaan! Who cares where anyone comes from? Dhanda is all that matters.. Mumbai is India 's most powerful magnet. Once you get here, you never leave. Don't believe me? Ask those innocent bhajjiwallas and doodhwallas who were beaten up and stoned by your
men last week. Even with blood-soaked bandages around their heads, and broken hearts, they are staying put. As they should.

Aaah, the naatak of your dramatised 'arrest' was not lost on anybody. Had Rakhi Sawant's slapping stunt not grabbed those eyeballs on Valentine's Day, viewers would still be stuck with the image of a nattily dressed you (mmmm...loved the styling), clambering in and out
of the police van. If Rakhi cleverly stage-managed the incident, what should one say about your brilliant coup? Overnight, Raj Thackeray was elevated from being the discarded Thackeray to a national figure.
In one well-orchestrated move, you went from being a neglected nephew of an ageing tiger, to a sharp-clawed, teeth-baring cub with an independent act of his own. The circus acquired a brand new star attraction — you!

It was never easy being a Thackeray. Ask Balasaheb. If he targeted south Indians in the '60s, you smartly headed north. Same agenda, diametrically different directions. By questioning the bonafides of those who have made Maharashtra their home, both of you tapped into the vulnerabilities of the average Marathi manoos. It is worth asking the very people whose interests you are protecting, whether they really want to do the dirty work currently being handled by the northies.

Will the Marathi manoos agree to put in 18 hours a day plying taxis, selling veggies, washing clothes and so on? Who's stopping them from turning into vendors of milk, food grains, and other commodities?
Perhaps, the Marathi manoos considers such occupations demeaning? The truth is, these jobs have always gone abegging, and there have been any number of hungry, unemployed people from other states ready and willing to grab them. Kick the 'outsiders' out at your own peril, and
see what happens. Why do farmers commit suicide in such numbers only in Maharashtra ?
The answer, dear Raj, may surprise you. In your defence, let me say you received the worst press — biased at best, and shrill to boot. Most of the semi-hysterical reporters from
prestigious news channels were embarrassingly ill-informed as they blabbered incoherently each time a leaf moved outside the magistrate's court!

Surely, you are not complaining? Everything seems to be going according to the master plan. You have 'made it' in one swift move. Great copy, great photo ops.

What more does a neta want? To keep Mayawati and Lalu out of Maharashtra ? Now, that's a tall order!!

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Miss De has written nothing but the truth..no matter how much the MNS denies or give their own non-sensical justifications.

Freedom-Fighter ??

The "Freedom fighter" of the Marathi manoos has been released, he has been granted bail and he is now a free man to go and commit more crimes OPENLY. The political group now has the freedom to continue with the divide and rule policy and continue the atrocities on non-maharashtrians.

It is very shameful on the part of the government. This shows the incapability of the government to curb terrorism. When they cant curb people openly I am wondering how can they curb the actual terrorists who are bombing trains and public places. Somehow, I feel the entire arrest-scene was STAGED to gain political mileage - anyways the elections are nearing. I am wondering how much more lower they are gonna stoop to get things done.

The incapability of the government, the loopholes in the Indian laws, the silent treatment by the government and the handicapped policemen are just toys. Not sure if anyone has noticed, the vast majority of the supporters of this political team are uneducated and unemployed youths who just wants to have some fun at the expense of other peoples lives. And the people who are coaxing and guiding them are the educated politicians. Its a TOTALLY SORRY STATE OF AFFAIRS.

Its a wait and watch game - wondering which sector of the Indian community will his next target be ? And even if it happens, the governement will give it the silent treatment again and do nothing about it. Its just a very very sad situation...!! People who have the power are not doing anything and the sufferer is the common man.
Its easy for the politicians considering that they travel in AC cars with beefed up security, go back home and relax in their AC villas. And they come out only to give their provocative speeches and spread terrorism and hatred.

Welcome to the sadistic party..!!!

I want to be a political leader too..!!

Everyone wants to be a leader. 99% want it for power and money and they use every dirty trick listed / not listed in the book to get that.

Well, the current situation in Maharashtra is nothing new. Its a pure game of Divide and Rule, like we had the infamous British rule where they strictly followed the Divide and Rule policy. The Indians who helped the Britishers during that phase did it for money, safety and security reasons.
We can say that History is repeating itself. The newly formed political group is least bothered about the bad conditions of the roads, the poverty line, the high inflation rate, economic crisis, overcrowded trains, rising infrastructure costs. They are more concerned about people who is talking marathi and who is not. I have no clue how will this help them and what will they achieve in doing this.

I dont see any achievement in vandalising peoples car, taxis, rickshaws, shops, malls. This is ultimatley a loss to the economy of Maharashtra.
But wait, there is a BIG catch here. People are getting negative publicity, they are getting political mileage. Now, that is the most important thing for you to be a successful politician. You need to have a record where in you have created a lot of public unrest, you must have the capability to vandalise local transports and shops. You must have the capability to speak ill about people in the open and coolly get away with it.

But all this cannot be achieved without the help from the law. The amazingly weak Indian laws and Police is a major support for upcoming politicians who want to terrorise the states.

If I would have been the CM (not for 1 day :P ) then I would have probably enforced Shoot-on-sight order for the urban terrorists for upsetting peoples lives just because they dont speak the local language. But unfortunately, people who have the powers to do something are not doing anything at all and are just watching the "fun".

Some tips that might help you in the future if you have an inclination towards politics.
7 easy steps to become a famous politicain:
1. Give fiery speeches which is supporting the local state language and opposing everyone else
2. Vandalise public places and property
3. Beat up people who are not talking the local language
4. Get Arrested
5. Get HUGE media coverage for all the "good" things you did for the local people
6. Request your followers to damage more property and shout supporting slogans for you.
7. Take a bail and get out of the Jail.

Note: The jail for the politicains and famous criminals is a place where you get treated like a King. So dont miss this chance.

Hope this helps the younger generation to become politicians who wants to do something "good" for the state. Everyone, now has a career alternative. If you feel you cant do anything in life, then you can become a politician - please make sure you have some good amount of money to sponsor the vandalism acts and give those "inspiring" speeches.

Cheers... !!!